Marketing in Easy Way ^_^

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say: " I am very
rich. Marry me! " - That's Direct
Marketing"


2. You're at a party with a bunch of
friends and see a gorgeous girl. One
of your friends goes up to her and
pointing at you says: " He's very
rich. "Marry him." -That's
Advertisi ng"


3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone
number. The next day, you call and
say: " Hi, I'm very rich. "Marry me -
That's Telemarketing"

4. You're at a party and see gorgeous
girl. You get up and straighten your
tie, you walk up to her and pour her a
drink, you open the door (of the car)
for her, pick up her bag after she
drops it, offer her ride and then
say:"By the way, I'm rich. Will
you "Marry Me?" - That's Public
Relations"


5. You're at a party and see gorgeous
girl. She walks up to you and
says:"You are very rich! "Can you
marry ! Me?" - That's Brand
Recognition "


6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say: "I am very
rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice
hard slap on your face. - " That's
Customer Feedback"


7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say: "I am very
rich. Marry me!" And she introduces
you to her husband. - "That's demand
and supply gap"


8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and before you say
anything, another person come and tell
her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?"
and she goes with him - "That's
competiti on eating into your market
share"


9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and before you
say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife
arrives. - " That's restriction for
entering new markets